Sharon, a famous foodie, is more a shrimp-and-lobster bisque kind
of guy.
Pretending to relish an unrelishable holiday menu is just one
of the onerous duties of high office in the Jewish State. Another
is not getting caught stealing money. Some Israelis think that Sharon
has flunked that one. Among them is state prosecutor Edna Arbel,
who has recommended putting Sharon on trial for bribe-taking.
Sometime around the end of April, Arbel's recently appointed new
boss, Attorney General Menachem Mazuz, will decide if Sharon should
be indicted.
If that happens, Sharon almost certainly will be forced to leave
office.
But it's not an open-and-shut case - Sharon's not an easy man
to catch. Years ago, for example, he somehow managed, on a government
salary, to acquire a very expensive ranch. Like Hillary Clinton's
big score in the futures market, this economic miracle recalls the
rabbi's ruling on a three-day-old fish: It may be kosher, but it
stinks.
There is very little doubt that Sharon peddled influence to a
rich supporter in a deal that made Sharon's son a lot of money.
But very little doubt isn't absolute certainty. And that's what
Sharon is counting on.
In Israel, the attorney general is a civil servant, not a politician.
Snuffing out a prime ministerial career over unproven charges takes
a lot of brass. Especially when the snuffee is Sharon. At 76, he
is a warrior with a hideful of shrapnel and poison-tipped political
arrowheads. If he goes down, he will go down fighting.
Sharon's greatest weapon is his stature. For better or worse,
he's a national icon. Most Israelis don't want him to come crashing
down in a way that would shake the national equilibrium right now.
That would be true even if there were an attractive alternative
to Sharon, which there is not. The opposition Labor Party, led by
the eternally hapless Shimon Peres and discredited by an unshakable
inability to face reality on the Palestinian front, is not even
an option. Sharon's replacement, if there is one, will be a fellow
Likudnik.
The leading candidate, Finance Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, already
has served one ineffectual and scandalous stint as prime minister,
mercifully ended by a landslide electoral defeat in 1999. The other
Likud benchwarmers are worse. Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom is
a lifetime .235 hitter. Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz is an untried
rookie. And Deputy Prime Minister Ehud Olmert is a one-man Mudville
Nine.
Sharon also has the backing of President Bush. The President is
wildly popular in Israel. Sharon has a lot of influence in America.
The two are scheduled to meet in Washington in mid-April. Officially,
they are supposed to discuss Sharon's plan for pulling out of Gaza.
In reality, they intend to engage in an act of mutual endorsement.
That meeting will certainly have an impact on the decision of
the Israeli attorney general - perhaps even a decisive impact.
The friendship of the President of the United States is the greatest
gift an Israeli political leader can bring back with him from Washington.
And, as Al Smith once remarked, nobody - certainly no newly appointed
civil servant - wants to shoot Santa Claus. Not even in the month
of April.